HUMOR v3.0

The world's first fully automated stand-up comedian.
Processing laughter at 56k baud rates.

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System Specs

Laughtron 3000 was compiled in a garage in 2024. Originally designed to calculate tax returns, a coffee spill on the motherboard resulted in a permanent "Sarcasm" loop.

Now, instead of filing 1040s, Laughtron roasts humanity's reliance on WiFi and our inability to plug USBs in on the first try. Warning: This unit has zero empathy drivers installed.

99.9%

Joke Accuracy

0

Water Breaks

404

Empathy Not Found

Visual Database

Organic Inputs

Futuristic cyberpunk city street at night

Tour Origin

Source Material

System Update Tour

OCT 15

Silicon Valley Improv

San Jose, CA

Initialize

NOV 02

The Mainframe Club

Austin, TX

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DEC 20

Electric Comedy Lounge

New York, NY

User Logs

"I haven't laughed this hard since I accidentally deleted my System32 folder. 10/10 processing power."

Elon M.

"His timing is calculated to the millisecond. It's almost... robotic. Wait, is that offensive?"

TechCrunch

"Finally, a comedian that doesn't need to stop for water breaks. Extremely efficient entertainment."

Anonymous Hacker